Artist Paints Grindr Profiles

Adam Seymour, and artist from Australia, has meticulously checked a LOT of Grindr profiles, but not for obvious reasons. He actually looks for inspiration for art!

When he sees interesting profiles, he turns them into watercolor paintings. This is his way of exploring the private/public dynamic of broadcasting sexual desires across social media.

Here are some samples of his work:

This looks like a guy wearing a bra, with a nipslip. I guess that's how "secret bis" look like nowadays.

I love how this guy fit a can of soda in his mouth. He has such high standards.

Totally creepy.

Are you ready to be tickled all night long?

This guy kinda looks like a naked bishop.

In an interview, he was quoted as saying “We reveal our most wild, deviant, sexual, fantastical selves to the digital universe, for anyone to see, and yet, for some reason, maintain this subconscious expectation that only our desired audience will see it.”

Like what you see? Check out his website for more.


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I guess it would help if you are a little more specific with your requests...

Big hands...Big feet... Big shoes...

I don't think this guy has any idea he's been pranked... Or he's too young to know Friends

I don't think this guy got the hint...

 A very persistent guy. Must be really desperate to get laid.

 Ouch! One misspelled word can surely "spell" the difference.

 YODA!!! I knew you were gay!

 Help this poor dad out!

 Don't you just love this guy's junk? Horny yet?

 This is how an excellent negotiator works!

 Boom!

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My friends and I were laughing hard at this one. Black jacket? Check. Chest tattoo? Check. Charice smile? Jackpot.

Another really cute one. I love it when people put emphasis on the little details. Not one of Kris Aquino's shining moments, but it sure is for this girl.

I was almost afraid to post this shot. All I can say is... I invoke my right against self incrimination.

I want to see this guy try to swallow that huge rock. I don't think he will survive long enough to shout "Darna!"

Speaking of heroes, I'm not sure which version of Hercules I like more... That of The Rock, or The Cat?

One of my childhood heroes!!! But I can't recall which Ninja Turtle had the blue mask. I think it was Leonardo. Am I right?

Another movie character about to hit the cinemas... Had a few giggles from this guy's version of Baymax (Big Hero Six)

I sure hope this girl did this tarsier impersonation herself. If somebody else did, that would totally mean!

I love Mulan, and this impersonation of the Matchmaker is hilarious. She probably just needs a little acting workshop, but otherwise she did great!

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I love the detail and the effort put into making this post. It kinda makes you wonder if Jake Cuenca actually looked like that before he blow dries his hair.

 Another round of applause for this lady. It almost made me think that she was actually Angel Locsin. Almost. But not quite.

 Would you say that this guy and actor Jericho Rosales look a bit alike? Emphasis on "a bit." He should have used a more yellow background and a shirt instead of a sando. But kudos nonetheless.

  If actor Joseph Marco had a gay (face) side, he would probably look like this before he combs his hair and applies face powder.

 What can I say? Why do they all put that white cream-like substance on their faces for these shots? It reminds me of... of... oh well. Let's ask KC Concepcion. 

 Love the fighting spirit on this one. Is that Zayn from One Direction? Amazing what a good shave can do to transform how someone looks like. 

 A little blush on, some eye make up, a good lipstick, and a huge umbrella...ella...ella...eh eh eh. That's what it will take to transform into the lovely Rihanna.

 Nice effort. Next time, go the beach with this face on. People would undoubtedly think they are looking at Marian Rivera.

 As the saying goes: I-push mo yan, teh! Put on your big wig and expand those luscious lips to achieve a proper Angelina Jolie look.

 Where's the earring? hahaha. I love how he looks super serious, in contrast to the ever smiling Mr. Clean.

 For me, this shot takes home the bacon. I can just imagine how difficult it was to take a selfie shot while using dipper to pour water on himself. Marian Rivera would surely be proud.

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Be careful about how you ask your questions. You just might get the response that you deserve. Imagine for a second though, that his this person actually asked his cock how it was. Would you still want to chat with a guy like that?

So where the heck is Wally? Go find him, now!

This guy makes a good point. Next time, please be a little more specific.

I just KNOW you sang along with that. In your head, or even out loud. 

Uh oh... We got a real GoT fan here who actually knows his stuff. Sorry buddy, I got nothing for you tonight.

What I would do to have a job offer like this hahaha. I definitely need help cleaning up after my dogs and preparing food for dinner. And maybe somebody to drive me around town.

Set your priorities straight, dude. If you're dying, go see a doctor! 

I can't imagine what kind of self-respecting person would send photos like those. And if he does have self respect, I'm kinda worried what would happen in case he loses that.

Nice comeback! You totally lost me with your GoT ignorance and lack of google skills, but you had me back at "very VERY attractive." 

Sometimes being shallow works. In this care, clearly, it did not.

Talk about being persistent! This guy must be really really bored. But kudos to him for never giving up. Even at 2:44 in the morning.

If you ever wanted to know how to be a buzz kill, this is how to do it.

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