Listening to this guy gave me a headache, but I suppose his arguments are "worth sharing." Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen. Harlem ATLAH Missionary Church Pastor James Manning has publicly announced the secret ingredient that Starbucks uses in their lattes: sodomites' semen!
“Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. But the thing that I was not aware of is that there has been information that has been released… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. Now, this is the absolute truth.
"It was a big article about an investigation into Starbucks using male semen and putting it into the blends of coffee that they sell.
“I mean, can you imagine? And I believe that they were doing that. You know, Coca-Cola got started 100 years ago by using cocaine — they were actually using cocaine! — and they stayed off the federal government… because during the time they were using it there was no FDA…
“But the deal is… that Starbucks has been… legally accused of using male semen in their latte… you know, my suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. That’s what my suspicion is. And somebody has discovered that semen, like cord blood… has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee, and it makes you think you’re having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it.”
Watch the video here.
The world is full of crazy people.
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