Pitch Perfect 2 is coming to the big screen soon, and it's inevitable to have a couple of spoofs and imitations on the side. This one is called "Bitch Perfect," and it's a battle for supremacy between tops and bottoms. And then some.
The first time I watched this video, I got irritated. I'm not quite certain why, but it could because of all the gay stereotypes paraded around. I had to turn off my critical mind for like 2 seconds to give it a second shot. As it turned out, the video is funny if you just turn off your cranial abilities. Seriously, give it a shot.
The hunky guys doing their sing and dance routine aren't that bad, either.
A few weeks back, we got news that Ellen's gardener, Nick, got the opportunity of a lifetime and scored a Magic Mike XXL gig. Great for him. But his absence left Ellen with untrimmed bushes. And she sent out a quest for a temporary gardener.
So now, we are down to the final three contenders. Which one of them will be the lucky one?
Ellen had them parade around shirtless, and asked each one of them a simple question. But the final decision came from the audience: the guy who got the loudest clap got the job!
Zac Efron is hilarious. He "guested" in a talk show with James Franco, who was playing his role as Dave Skylark from the comedy "The Interview." Yep, the one where he and Seth Rogen play "spies" who were charged to assassinate Kim Jong-Un.
James starts the show by saying: "Tonight, the topic is masturbation. The guest is Zac Efron, who
seems to be a bit of a master of masturbation." They then talk about how the High School Musical star masturbates at least 17 times a day, and how he is able to do it with both his hands behind the wheel. Such talent!
"I can drive with my hands and masturbate with my knees," Zac boasts. He then starts to demonstrate.
James then talks to the tv audience and says: "If
you're just joining us, Zac Efron is masturbating with no hands and is
about to climax."
You just gotta watch this! Don't you just wish that the things Zac said were true? He doesn't have a problem, indeed. He is the solution. YOU SHOULD ALSO WATCH:
This site is fast becoming a Nick Jonas tribute page! But I just can't help it! He's just too hot and adorable at the same time!
Also, he is all over the place with his hit single "Jealous" topping the charts and his TV show "Kingdom" airing.
Nick guested on the The Wendy Williams Show recently, and Wendy asked point blank if he was still a virgin. This was of course brought about by the "purity ring" that Nick and his brother wore years ago, pledging to keep their virginity until the right moment.
His response? “No. I’m an adult in all ways and comfortable with who I am."
I thought the response was pretty obvious, but hey, they had to ask!
People Magazine just released its sexy men list, but they came up with a good twist this year. We now have a list of Sexy Men At Work, or "ordinary" guys who do "ordinary work" (but still look good enough to grace any front page).
So now, we all get to meet Nicholas Ferroni, PEOPLE Magazine's "Sexiest Teacher Alive"
Meredith Viera had him as a guest on The Meredith Viera Show, and they played a little game called "The History of Hot Guys." Very intriguing how this hot teacher was able to answer all the questions without even breaking a sweat. Especially that bit about Magic Mike.
And he did mention that he is an advocate for LGBT rights. Love this guy!
Nick Jonas was a guest on Meredith Vieira's show earlier this week, and they had a short chat about Kim Kardashian. More specifically, they talked about how Nick's face ended up on Kim's "booty photo."
As it turns out, the whole thing was to be blamed on Joe Jonas. Nick had this to say about the viral photo recreation:
“That was his idea. We were out in the city the other night and
obviously it was the day Kim’s shoot came out and he pulled it up on
his phone and said, ‘Oh my God someone just sent me this.’ And I said
you have to post that right now, you have no choice and he did and I
think it’s one of his most liked pictures on Instagram now.”
I don't know about you, but I would much rather have Nick's face on his own body.
One Directioner Harry Styles made the news last week when he made suggestive comments about possibly being bisexual. In an interview, Harry told a reporter that gender is “not that important” when evaluating or looking for a potential new partner or mate.
The media had a field day with the story and milked it for all it's worth. Fellow One Directioner Louis Tomlinson even went as far as getting into a Twitter war with a reported when he thought he was being called gay.
The one person not affected by it all? Harry Styles himself. He even added fuel to the fire by giving more suggestive comments regarding his sexuality.
During another interview, he and the only other "single" One Direction member, Niall, were asked about their love lives. They then joked about how Niall sleeps with a different lady each week. The reporter suggested that the next person should be a guy. Harry's response? He placed his hand on Niall’s knee and told him, “Don’t knock it ’til you try it.”
We all remember Jesse Metcalfe as the young and hunky gardener in "Desperate Housewives." Even then, he has been the object of everyone's desire because of his good looks and sex appeal. Now that he has matured a bit, Jesse has maintained every bit of his desirability and hunkiness.
Last June, photographer Stephen Busken took photos of Jesse Metcalfe for a Flaunt Magazine editorial. Check out this link for more of that. As it turns out, the two joined forces once again to give the world these steamy photos!
image courtesy of homorazzi.com
image courtesy of homorazzi.com
image courtesy of homorazzi.com
image courtesy of homorazzi.com
He looks really problematic in these shots. Would anyone of you care to cheer him up a little bit?
Paul Bettany is best remembered for his roles in Iron Man, The Da Vinci Code, and The Avengers and for the fact that he’s married to Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly. He has also starred in countless other films in important support roles.
Now, he will be remembered for something else entirely.
A guy named Travis from Horico, WI, had the gall to write this sentence to the actor: “Your (sic) a faggot pussy I would beat your fucking ass if i ever see you in real life. Faggot.”
Not to be outdone, Bettany responded with this piercing message:
“Dear Travis, Thank you so much for your message. I have a few thoughts – I think you mean you’re as in you are a faggot pussy not ‘your’, which seems to suggest I have a faggot pussy. Also a comma after ‘pussy’ would really help the clarity of the sentence. Lastly, you are mixing up your tenses ‘would and see’ – I think you mean that you would beat my fucking ass if you ever saw me in real life or you will beat my fucking ass (why so much focus on my ass? Something you’d like to get off your chest?) if you ever see me in real life. Sorry for all the notes but I was a little confused. Hugs and kisses, Paul Bettany.”
Here's the screen shot of the conversation as posted on Bettany's Twitter account.
The world was shocked when Kim Kardashian decided to go full (and back) frontal for Paper. She got all the attention primarily because of the size of her butt and the courage it took her to bare all. Some thought it was a good move, an act celebrating the female body of all shapes and sizes. Others just saw it as a cheap publicity stunt.
A bunch of guys from Buzzfeed, however, decided to take it a step further and recreate the now infamous shoot. How difficult is it to pose naked anyway? Watch and see.
Magic Mike XXL will grace the big screen soon, but that doesn't mean we don't get to hear some spoilers and leaks here are there. Channing Tatum, the movie's lead star, had this to say in an interview with Time:
"It’s for all! You’ll see — we serviced that as well, in a way. … One of our first stops is at a drag club on our odyssey. We call it a stripper odyssey because it’s a traveling band of strippers. This movie is a lot more fun. In the first movie, we were obligated to show the underbelly — the pitfalls and dangers of being in that world. In this one, we kicked off a lot of the darkness. We’re going to have a lot of fun on the road together. Hopefully you’re going to care about these guys, and then get to see a lot of ridiculous nakedness and stupidity… We got Joe Manganiello naked as much as possible. Everyone in the world: you’re welcome.”
From what I'm hearing, it sounds like a bunch of hens in a frenzy. But hey! I suppose people find this kind of thing entertaining, and perhaps a bit sexy?
Would you dance to this tune on your next company Christmas party?
Would you care to see actors James Franco and Seth Rogen naked? And afraid? Well, you will get to see them on the Discovery Channel show Sunday at 10PM.
Watch as these two guys "surprise" each other on set, not expecting that they will be teamed up for the survival show. They just had to get the nakedness out of the way before proceeding.
"Man, you pretty much shaved everything, huh," says Seth. James then responds with "well, I guess you didnt."
We just can't get enough of heartthrob Nick Jonas! This time, he showed off his goods at the Ellen show! (Ellen is fast becoming one of my favorite TV shows, if only for guys parading around half naked.)
"I'm done taking my shirt off," Nick said. "However, I did get some really good new underwear from you and I'm gonna now take my pants off."
I hope that part about not taking his shirt off anymore was a lie. The world is simply a better place with Nick's abs parading around.
Maroon 5 hottie and the Voice judge Adam Levine talked about his homoerotic bromance with fellow judge Blake Shelton on the Conan show recently. And he had some interesting stories to tell.
image courtesy of the voice
"He's sexually attracted to me. He wants to have sex with me for sure...like I have platonic love for him. Really he's a wonderful man. But sexually he's just not my type I guess." "Because he's a guy or not the right guy?" Conan asked. "Mostly cause he's a guy," Adam responded.
Nick Jonas is back at the crotch thing. In a radio show with Ryan Seacrest, the Jonas Bro played a simple game. The rules: Seacrest attempted to throw a ball through a hoop that was attached to Nick's crotch. If he missed, the singer had to perform a dare.
Here are some excerpts from Gossip Cop:
“This is really unfair,” Jonas said before the game started, but Seacrest referenced the actor’s racy sex scene on “Kingdom” that went viral, noting, “This is so much tamer than the stuff I saw you doing on social media, so I am not worried.” Unfortunately for fans, Seacrest made his first two throws, but he did miss the third. As a result, Jonas had to shave a portion of his chest. “I have to shave my chest?” he asked. “That is a big commitment.” Seacrest couldn’t believe that Jonas didn’t regularly shave his chest. “No, I keep it natural, nice and natural,” explained Jonas. But Seacrest wouldn’t stop pestering the star about his grooming habits. “Why don’t you shave by the way?” asked Seacrest. “Do you manscape anything else? You manscape.” Jonas responded coyly, “Sometimes. I don’t do everything.” Seacrest exclaimed, “Nick Jonas shaving his chest. This is something I just dream about.” After it was all said and done, Seacrest asked Jonas to consider the smoother look. “It is a way different sensation,” Jonas admitted, joking that his girlfriend Olivia Culpo has a smooth “swatch now” with which to play.
Nick also made the news recently because of his Kingdom sex scenes (that spread like wildfire in Vine). Here's what he had to say about that:
“I have seen two like GIFs of it and one where it is just rotation. My experience is this: In the room it was not something I was thinking about. It was part of the job. You have to do this. It is part of the storytelling. I didn’t really think about it. I just sort of tried to get through it. And then afterwards I watched it back, and I was like ‘Whoa. Okay.'"
He also explained that he wore a “sock basically” over his genitals, and that the show gets “very creative” with how they cover everything.
The Matt Damon/Ben Affleck bromance has been a homoerotic mystery to all of us right from the start, and this admission probably brought it to another level!
During an ambush interview, Matt was asked if he has seen his buddy's penis in Gone Girl. His response?
Former Queer as Folk star Charlie Hunnam (yeah, he was in that show!!!) was supposed to get the lead role in "50 Shades of Grey," but it somehow went to another actor. Since then (and also because of his show "Sons of Anarchy") he has been the object of everyone's affection. And now, we see so much more of him in this clip!
Men's Fitness now has Charlie on its cover, and Entertainment Tonight tagged along for the photo shoot. Check out this BTS video, where Charlie shares his secret workout routine (and some body parts).
At this point in time, it's almost absurd to think that Nick Jonas has once promised to remain a virgin until he gets married (or something to that effect). This Jonas Brother has indeed grown up, and has continuously satisfied his fans with his body exposures and steamy sex scenes.
Now, it's another video for his latest hit "Teacher." While I'm not sure he actually exposed his body here, there are lots and lots of sexy bods to choose from!
He does show his face in a brief, fully-clothed cameo. The official video is reportedly on the way.
Nick Jonas is such a cutie pie! And a hot one at that? So what has the Jonas Bro done this time? Well, he continues to tease us with this tutorial on how to grab a crotch! This clip was taken in an interview with Now Magazine. It's basic, but it's Nick freakin Jonas so it came out really hot!
The video, now posted on YouTube, had this introduction:
This week we hung out with Nick Jonas who taught us his top tips to the perfect crotch grab, following his recent raunchy photoshoot.
We could certainly put this information to good use.
