Straight To Gay Conversion Recipe

So here's a thought: why not search for a magical book that contains a recipe for "straight to gay conversion" and turn everyone around you gay? Yeah, including the hot guy (who kinda looks like you) you've been crushing on forever.

Just throw in a flower, a huge eggplant, a used condom, and some other secret ingredients (you gotta check the book man) and voila! You got yourself a potion that you can throw around campus. And start the best gay party ever.

                       

And don't forget to get into a weirdly sexy song and dance production number.