The Homo Code! (Gay Bro Code)

You've heard of the "Bro Code," right? Yeah, that cool(ish) compilation of crazy (yet somehow sensible) rules that bros need to adhere to as popularized by the series "How I Met Your Mother."

Well guess what? These two gay guys took it upon themselves (with the help of their fans and followers) to compile what they believe should be the rules for their fellow gay guys.

This list includes:
- If you go to a bar with a straight female, do no leave her for a trick at 230 am (unless his dick is 9" or more)
- Do not out someone, unless that person is a conservative republican senator who's against gay rights but secretly gets hand jobs in bathroom stalls.
- If someone asks you about your HIV status, tell them the truth.
- Be kind. Never stick it in without lube. Vaseline is not lube. Shampoo is also not lube.

                     

So some of these rules actually make sense and would make the gay community a much better circle. Of course, there are a couple of ridiculous rules that you probably should think about before doing. Like the one where you're supposed to have a penis pic ready and available on your iPhone. Unless you want to risk the possibility of having your own "leaked photos" series.