You just got your new iPhone from the mall, and are dying to try it out for the first time. You had a previous model that's still working fine, but figured that the new release would give you less problems. Guess what? Unless phone manufacturers unanimously decide that it's time to make "the perfect phone," you will probably end up with some (or all) of these phone problems even if you buy the most expensive model.
1. The Dreaded Empty Battery
No matter how diligently you charge your phone, you always find yourself stuck with the dreaded "empty battery" icon. Yep, that means you have a few seconds until your phone shuts down. Oh the horror! Whatever will you do without your precious phone? The next couple of minutes (until you find a charger and an outlet) will definitely count as some of the most horrible moments of your life!
2. The Accidental Photo Upload
In the middle of a steamy chat conversation with the hottie of your dreams, he starts asking you for a naked selfie. You happily oblige, using your Instagram app to take the photo. You take the sexiest shot of your life, use the application filters to make the photo look better, crop the edges... and accidentally post it online. Before you realize the error of your ways, you receive countless comments and "likes," including a text message from your mom.
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3. The Charger Scavenger Hunt
Your phone dies, and you unwittingly left your charger at home. Just when you are expecting a phone call from the guy you met at the club last night. Disaster strikes and you immediately go into Superman mode. You run around like a crazy guy looking for a charger you can borrow. Everybody else brought their chargers of course, but as luck would have it they don't have one that fits your phone.
4. Missent Sext Messages
You wake up thinking about the hot night you had the previous day. You remember every kiss, every touch, every steamy detail. You instinctively grab your phone and compose a sexy message, with the hopes of re-living that moment. You press "send," and scream. Message Sent. To your boss. Or maybe something similar to the correspondence below.
5. The Icon Update
Every once in a while (too often, in my opinion), your favorite applications get an update from their developers. This means new challenges (for games), new bug fixes, and new features. They may also come with a new and improved icon: something that is totally different from the original one. Something that could easily get lost in the sea of downloaded apps. Something that will make you waste several minutes of your precious time. Irritating, right?
6. The Auto Correct
They didn't create entire websites full of "auto correct" memes for no reason. Instead of being a helpful tool, the auto correct has brought more misery than good. One letter can make a world of difference. Just look at the photo below and see what I mean...
7. No 4G Signal?
The latest sex video scandal has hit the internet, and you excitedly bring out your phone to search for the link. You just have to download it in the soonest possible time so you can brag about it to your friends. You paid a decent subscription amount so you can use the LTE function of your smartphone. Lo and behold, you have no 4G signal. You wave your phone around furiously trying to find a spot with a decent signal, to no avail. (Alternatively, your phone displays the 4G icon but your internet browser does not seem to agree. Crazy, huh).
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8. 1% Battery Life
The 1% battery life issue probably brings the user more stress compared to the dreaded empty battery. It brings with it the hope that maybe, just maybe, your phone has enough power to send that last text message or Facebook update. And then boom! Battery dead, and you have to redo everything.
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9. Irritating Group Messages
Some guy thought it would be a smart idea and a great time saver to just send a group iMessage to everyone in his contact list. "Merry Christmas," says the message. And then everybody starts replying. About anything and everything. You will probably receive text messages from people you don't know until next Christmas.
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